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Leitora de rotulos de shampoo.

psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

(via thecolorsofchaos)

"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"

(Source: badkryptonian, via thecolorsofchaos)

get to know me meme | [1/5] character pairings

Jim: “Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing I ever had to do, which was just to wait. Don’t get me wrong—I flirted with her. Pam, I can now admit in front of friends and family that I do know how to make a photocopy. I didn’t need your help that many times. And do you remember how long it took you to teach me to drive stick?”

Pam: “Like a year.”

Jim: “I’ve been driving stick since high school. For a really long time that’s all I had. Little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think, even then I knew, I was waiting for my wife.”

(via thecolorsofchaos)

I bet Jim got the job - I mean, why wouldn’t he? He’s totally qualified, and smart, everyone loves him, and… if he never comes back again? That’s okay - we’re friends, and I’m sure we’ll stay friends. We just, we never got the timing right, you know? I shot him down, and then, he did the same to me. But you know what? It’s okay.

(Source: winchestrbrothrs, via thecolorsofchaos)

itsgrangerdanger:

YA LIT MEME: (1/4 Deaths)

↳ Sirius Black - Harry Potter Series

But some part of him realized, even as he fought to break free from Lupin, that Sirius had never kept him waiting before… Sirius had risked everything, always, to see Harry, to help him… If Sirius was not reappearing out of that archway when Harry was yelling for him as though his life depended on it, the only possible explanation was that he could not come back…  That he really was…

My Favorite Things Meme | [2/3] Relationships

I bought those tickets the day I saw that YouTube video. I knew we’d need a backup plan. The boat was actually Plan C, the church was Plan B, and Plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her.”

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